
Foundational to our company's success are the twin phenomena of globalization and corporate greed. In India we thrive at the intersection of these significant trends. When it comes to outsourcing, It's good to be us, and not you.
The Internet and cheap telecommunication has spawned an age of low-cost competition which will clearly affect white-collar jobs and drastically alter life paths worldwide. Some may prefer to deny the inevitable outcome, but if you are curious to learn whether you can be replaced, consult the chart at right.
Because we set up shop in Bangalore where employees are cheap and disposable, we can make your greedy executives an irresistable deal on outsourcing your job. We expect that within six months your executives will use the projected cost savings to escape in their golden parachutes onto over-sized yachts. On the bright side, rest assured that after transition of your work, you will have ample idle time to drive your Hummer (over poor people) to the shopping mall to purchase fast food and gawk at celebrities.
Later you will come to realise that Bangalore will dominate the offshore IT business. Our firm is the very embodiment of the drive and determination required to meet such a goal. While you sit on your widening backside and watch your big screen TV, our single-minded colleagues are working tirelessly to provide high value at low cost.
Wake up and smell the curry.
